Jun 12, 2007

Hepline Numbers [useful]

Helpline Numbers




Useful Toll
Free, Help line Numbers of Indian Companies




Air-Lines In India

Computers/IT


Adrenalin - 1600 444 445
AMD - 1600 425 6664

Apple
Computers - 1600 444 683
Canon - 1600 333 366
Cisco Systems - 1600 221 777
Compaq - HP - 1600 444 999
Data One Broadband - 1600 424 1600
Dell - 1600 444 026
Epson - 1600 44 0011
eSys - 3970 0011

Genesis Tally Academy - 1600 444 888
HCL - 1600 180 8080
IBM - 1600 443 333
Lexmark - 1600 22 4477
Marshal's Point - 1600 33 4488
Microsoft - 1600 111 100
Microsoft Virus Update - 1901 333 334
Seagate - 1600 180 1104

Symantec - 1600 44 5533
TVS Electronics - 1600 444 566
WeP Peripherals - 1600 44 6446
Wipro - 1600 333 312
xerox - 1600 180 1225
Zenith - 1600 222 004




Couriers/Packers & Movers



ABT Courier - 1600 44 8585
AFL Wizz - 1600 22 9696
Agarwal Packers & Movers - 1600 11
4321
Associated Packers P Ltd - 1600 21 4560
DHL - 1600 111 345
FedEx - 1600 22 6161
Goel Packers & Movers - 1600 113456
UPS - 1600 22 7171




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Wonderful
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Right or Wrong


Marriage ..... too good



My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -



Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -
Milton Berle

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied,"In the lake."-
Henny Youngman

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -
Henny Youngman

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.


A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.


A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."

A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire." she replied.


Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.


It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems

I remember you



I
remember you as you were in the last autumn.


You were the grey beret and the still heart.

In your eyes the flames of the twilight
fought on.


And the leaves fell in the water of your
soul.




Clasping my arms like a climbing plant

the leaves garnered your voice, that was
slow and at peace.


Bonfire of awe in which my thirst was
burning.


Sweet blue hyacinth twisted over my soul.



I feel your eyes traveling, and the autumn
is far off:


grey beret, voice of a bird, heart like a
house


towards which my deep longings migrated

and my kisses fell, happy as embers.



Sky from a ship. Field from the hills:

Your memory is made of light, of smoke, of a
still pond!


Beyond your eyes, farther on, the evenings
were blazing.


Dry autumn leaves
revolved in your soul.