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Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.

L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland.

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.

L: Is your wife a
nagger?
P: No, she white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover".


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Feb 23, 2007

Passwords are like.......!


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Tiny frogs........


Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs....
who arranged a
running competition.

The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.

A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the

race and cheer on the
contestants....

The race began....

Honestly:

No one in the crowd really believed that the tiny
frogs would reach the
top of the tower.

You heard statements such as:


"Oh, WAY too difficult!!"

"They will NEVER make it to the top."

or:

"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is
too high!"




The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one....


Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were
climbing higher and
higher....

The crowd continued to yell,  "It is too
difficult!!! No one will make
it!"

More tiny frogs got tired and gave up....


But ONE continued higher and higher and higher....

This one wouldn't give up!





At the end everyone else had given up climbing the
tower. Except for the
one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only

one who reached the
top!

THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to
know how this one
frog managed to do it?




A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found
the strength to succeed

and reach the goal?

It turned out....

That the winner was DEAF!!!!



The wisdom of this story is:

Never listen to other people's tendencies to be

negative or pessimistic....  because they take your

most wonderful dreams
and wishes away from you -- the ones you have in
your heart!

Always think of the power words have.

Because everything you hear and read will affect
your actions!

Therefore:


ALWAYS be....

POSITIVE!

And above all:

Be DEAF when people tell YOU that you cannot fulfill
your dreams!


Pass this message on to 5 "tiny frogs" you care
about.


Give them some motivation!!!


Most people walk in and out of your life......but
FRIENDS leave footprints
in your heart

GLOBAL WARMING

THIS COULD BE ONE OF THE REASON.
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