Feb 2, 2009

Hottest Stewardess Airlines





10



Air France



You probably wouldn¡¯t expect a French airline to outfit their
stewardesses in frumpy uniforms, and you¡¯d be right. Air France
reportedly dropped about $23 million for Christian Lacroix to design a
fresh look for their 36,000 employees in 2005. The navy blue uniforms
definitely work for me -- they nicely accentuate the stewardesses¡¯
shapely curves.


What makes them especially hot: They could very well follow the French ideal of passion over happiness.







[b]What makes them especially hot:[b] They could very well follow the French ideal of passion over happiness



09



Air New Zealand


For would-be stewardesses, Air New Zealand states, ¡°vitality,
resourcefulness, enthusiasm and flexibility are¡¦ attributes we search
for in candidates.¡± Knowing they¡¯re required to be able to swim the
length of an Olympic-sized pool tells us they¡¯re in shape, too.
Finally, the airline¡¯s TV ads use actual staff to promote New Zealand¡¯s
rugby teams. Stewardesses who love physical sports can only be a bonus.


What makes them especially hot: Durex¡¯s 2005 sex survey finds Kiwis even hornier than Americans.






08



All Nippon Airlines


ANA¡¯s corporate philosophy includes a desire to ¡°create attractive
surroundings for customers,¡± An extreme example would be the appearance
of a bootlegged uniform in a Japanese sex shop: the anticipated selling
price was up to $2,650 U.S.. While that may be out of line with the
airline¡¯s decency standards, it does exemplify how guys lust after
their stewardesses..

What makes them especially hot: ANA offers a line of anime-faced
dolls wearing uniforms from the past and present -- maybe they¡¯re
intended for the kids, maybe not. Either way, it makes the real
stewardesses even hotter.










07



Cathay Pacific



One way Cathay Pacific marked their 60th anniversary in 2006 was with a
fashion show, which highlighted their uniforms of the past and present.
Instead of hiring professional models, Cathay opted to showcase their
stewardesses on the catwalk -- an inspired choice .. The company may
stress service as the top quality to their stewardess candidates, but
there¡¯s an underlying sense of aesthetics present, too.

What makes them especially hot: Their stewardesses are equally adept at covering runways on a plane and onstage.








06



Gulf Air



You might wonder if Gulf Air is the Hooters of the Mideast: They made
headlines in 2004 when they reportedly targeted stewardess recruitment
to China¡¯s Sichuan province. Their claim was that the region¡¯s young
women possessed ¡°patience with natural affinity.¡± ¡°Cultural and
aesthetic cultivation¡± were also key traits said to be considered. Even
now, the airline asks for a full-length color photo at the formal
interview.

What makes them especially hot: Gulf Air offers its Sky Nanny
service on select flights, giving you a great excuse to interact with
the beauties. Finally, there¡¯s a practical reason for traveling with
kids.








04



Qantas



Dustin Hoffman¡¯s Rain Man (1988) may only have been willing to fly
Qantas because they ¡°never crashed¡± (actually, they have). The
airline¡¯s requirements of an ¡°excellent level of health and fitness¡±
and ¡°natural, genuine, engaging, and confident personalities¡± ensure
your continued presence in their seats. Trans-Pacific flights are tough
enough to endure without sub-par stewardesses. Qantas seems to
understand this and staffs their routes accordingly. A word of advice:
calling them sheilas is not endearing, and won¡¯t score you any points.






02



Thai Airways International



Thai Airways International has limited North American service, which is
really unfortunate: the airline requires its stewardesses to be single,
Thai nationals. They are also required to be at least 5¡¯2¡± with
proportional weight. Suffice it to say, it¡¯s worth the effort to fly
Thai. From the moment you¡¯re greeted with the traditional sawasdee, or
welcoming gesture, you cant take your eyes off these stewardesses. Who
needs any other in-flight entertainment?

What makes them especially hot: The fact that they¡¯re required to be educated, too.

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