Problems With Girls

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;



If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.







If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;



If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.







If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;



If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.







If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;



If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.







If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;



If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u .(very true huh?)







If u don't make love with her., she says! u don't Love her;



If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.







If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;



If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.







If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;



If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.







If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;



If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.







If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;



If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.







If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;



If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.







If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;



If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!





& sooo hard to please!!!!!





If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......



but if u don't, they say u are selfish