Good One

" Good Wan! (Good One!)"

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to
anyone.You can speak to
me. Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someoneand you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wanthat our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured
and now Noe Wan is
beingsent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital.
Operator : Look, if no onewas injured and no onewas sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this

hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh ......God!!! !

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Sholay with a twist...

Gabber: Kitne Aadmi they.
Sambha
: Sardar Do,



Gabber: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.


Gabber: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha



: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.
Gabber: To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha



: Beech mein koi nahi aata.
Gabber: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha

: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabber: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?




Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabber: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?

Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do.

How will you survive in this situation ????

How will you survive in this situation?

Make an honest attempt before you scroll down to see the answer.
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Here's the answer ... !!!

Aishwarya in Red