Sholay with a twist...

Gabber: Kitne Aadmi they.
Sambha
: Sardar Do,



Gabber: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.


Gabber: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha



: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.
Gabber: To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha



: Beech mein koi nahi aata.
Gabber: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha

: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabber: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?




Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabber: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?

Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do.