Now This Is Confidence ......SARDAR Special.......

Now This Is Confidence


George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade
next

when his telephone rang.



"Hello, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is

Gurmukh
from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab . I am ringing to
inform
you that we are officially declaring the war on you!"



"Well, Gurmukh," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news!

How
big is your army"



"Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there
is
myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the

entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight"




Bush paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million
men
in my army waiting to move on my command."



"Arrey O! Main kya.." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you

back!"


Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.



"Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war
is
still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"




"And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Bush asked.



"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor."



Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks


and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my
army
to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."



"Oh teri...." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."




Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.



"Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves

airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple

of
shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four

school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!"



Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I

must
tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter

planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided,

surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've



increased my army to TWO MILLION!"



"Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."



Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.





"Kiddan, Mr.Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to
call
off the war."



"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of

heart"





"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple
of
lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million

prisoners of wars!"


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